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07.10.06 - World Cup - My dad stayed home from church yesterday to watch the World Cup finals. What? When did the World Cup even start? And what the hell is the World Cup? Not to be an ignorant American or anything, but seriously, no one cares. Anytime a sport takes more than a hour to score 2 points, or "goals" as they call it, it's too tedious to watch.

The one highlight that's been circulating 'round the net is some dude head-butting some other dude in the chest. Awesome. Why can't they just make a sport with only headbutting. It'll be like boxing.. but with headbutts. -terry